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"Booker, are you afraid of God?"

"No. But I’m afraid of you."

Pedro Pascal doing the lords work by doing the ALS bucket challenge shirtless. Please consider making a donation, but if you can’t, please spread the word.



Featuring Kendrick Lamar

Original artwork by Shintaro Kago

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Favourite Lyrics [1/?]

The Wonder Years

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Another day, another story. Eh Tumblr? This one is about Rapunzel. A fair maiden locked away in a tower, hidden from ever finding true love. Sad, huh? Well not too bad. See, Rapunzel was born outside of a Denny’s. And through some fairy tale magic that reason and logic could never explain, she was given long, beautiful bacon hair. So, this prince guy was riding by her prison tower one day, when he saw Rapunzel. So he was all, “You’re hawt, why are you locked in that tower?”

“Because of this evil woman that was jealous of my face.” Rapunzel yelled down.

“Alright,” he replied, “Let down your hair and I’ll climb it, because that makes sense and won’t hurt or inconvenience you in any way.” So Rapunzel, without taking into consideration the hundreds of thousands of nerve endings and pain receptors in the human head, let down her long bacon hair so the prince could climb up. But he didn’t. Because there was too much delicious bacon to eat. And enjoying crispy bacon is much more important than relying on a relationship in order to find happiness and validate your existence. The End. 

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Lyin’ on the couch watchin’ Sunday football. That… greasy smell of a downtown hot dog. 4th of July, family barbeques. The sound of a plane flying overhead. Just one peaceful night; a clean conscience—all gone…

The Fall of Man - A The Last Of Us fanmix | Listen

spending $50 on comics is coming back to bite me when I’m digging for change in my house for lunch

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